NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

2 NO BOUNCE

3 ALL POLARIZED

4 NO LEOPARDS

INTRODUCING IT'S NOT A WHIP, IT'S A LASSO!

The dictionary defines whip as “a length of cord with a handle used for striking” and lasso as “a length of cord in a loop used for capturing.” See the difference? Wonder Woman wants to capture criminals, not strike them, but she might have to strike them to capture them, so she carries a lasso that can whip but is not a whip, not a whip that can lasso but is not a lasso. It’s quite simple. Celebrate proper nomenclature with these WW costume-patterned sunnies.