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Goodr The Future Is Void
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OUR NEWEST STYLE, THE VRGs
A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
THE FUTURE IS VOID.
What does this mean? A dystopian world full of urination stations? You know, because if you're running a race and you can pee whenever, wherever (shoutout to Shakira), you won't be able to resist the temptation to empty your bladder and it'll mess up your time? Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing. You'd feel sweet relief. We say, put on these shades of the future, black the F out, pee the F out, and feel comfort knowing it doesn't matter what time you cross the finish line.
Goodr Ninja Kick The Damn Rabbit
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BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons or those looking for more coverage.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
RADICAL REFERENCES!
Although inferior in all other ways to the sequel, the best moment in the Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes when Michelangelo and Donatello are watching the tortoise and the hare. Hence we created these tortoiseshell sunnies “Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit.” Ninja kicking is actually a valid strategy for winning any race!
Goodr Clubhouse Closeout
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GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs
Introducing our very first Mach Gs with Flamingo Eye Technology. Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.
MADE FOR
GOLFING
GREAT FOR
BIKING
RUNNING
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY
...your clubhouse server is so eager to serve you more drinks? Well, the answer is obvious just by looking at this photo. Drunk golfers hand out tips like drunk girls hand out compliments in the bathroom as if they were candy. Know who loves cash (and probably also candy)? The clubhouse closeout crew.
